A Witch for the Front Porch

The Halloween decorations are starting to go up around our neighborhood.  Lots of spider webs and tombstones covering the yards.  If you're still looking for more ideas to decorate, how about this easy witch?

You'll need:
Striped Tights
Old black shoes (thrift stores are full of them)
Black Umbrella
Newspaper to stuff the tights
Chair

Instructions:
Attach the legs of the witch to an umbrella and anchor the umbrella to a chair.